Abbeyfest 2011, Merton Abbey Mills, SW19 2RD

8th July 2011 - 29th August 2011
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Never Mind the Sat Nav, Norm Where's the Map?

Venue: Colour House Theatre

Date(s): Mon 11/07/2011 - Sat 16/07/2011
Monday - Saturday (excluding Friday)

Time(s): 7:30pm
Full Price Tickets: £10.00 per seat
Concession Price Tickets: £9.00 per seat

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Following on from last year's sell out show COALITION, the Musical, Colour House Children's theatre writer, Linda Kirby, brings you her fourth Abbeyfest Musical Comedy, this time, directed by Becky Moult.

The Gag Trade *Double Bill*

Venue: Colour House Theatre

Date(s): Tue 19/07/2011 - Wed 20/07/2011
Tuesday & Wednesday

Time(s): 7.30pm
Full Price Tickets: £7.50 per seat

***Double Bill Show Ticket with Limbo £12.50!***

Misadventures in TV & radio comedy.

BOB SINFIELD spent 25 years scripting every star on the box from Carrott to Monkhouse, from Lipman to Bremner. Now in this illustrated monologue, he tells all about life as a jobbing jokesmith and the celebs he tried to 'gag'.

"That prince of anecdotery, Bob Sinfield" - Gillian Reynolds, Daily Telegraph.

Limbo *Double Bill*

Venue: Colour House Theatre

Date(s): Tue 19/07/2011 - Wed 20/07/2011
Tuesday & Wednesday

Time(s): 8.30pm
Full Price Tickets: £7.50 per seat

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***Double Bill Show Ticket with The Gag Trade £12.50!***

Kevin got killed by a bus. He’s in Limbo, which is a bit like the job centre, waiting to discover his fate. And while he waits, his mate George teaches him how to haunt his girlfriend. Award-winning comedy drama.

‘An amazing 50 minute tour de force of writing and acting’ – Nottingham Arts Open House Magazine

Big Dave's Gay- B-C Of Life

Venue: Colour House Theatre

Date(s): Sat 23/07/2011
Saturday Night!

Time(s): 8pm
Full Price Tickets: £10.00 per seat
Concession Price Tickets: £8.00 per seat

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4 Poofs and a PIano's Big Dave is doing a Robbie!

All Our Yesterdays *Double Bill Show*

Venue: Colour House Theatre

Date(s): Mon 25/07/2011 - Sat 30/07/2011
Monday - Saturday (excluding Friday)

Time(s): 7:30pm
Full Price Tickets: £10.00 per seat

The Uplifters return to Abbeyfest by popular demand after their box office smash in 2010 'The S&M Show'

The Security Guard *Double Bill Show*

Venue: Colour House Theatre

Date(s): Mon 25/07/2011 - Sat 30/07/2011
Monday - Saturday (excluding Friday)

Time(s): 8:30pm
Full Price Tickets: £10.00 per seat

A WOMAN SHARES HER LOVE FOR A SECURITY GUARD. THE STORIES ARE OBSESSED, THE SONGS ARE POSESSED………. WILL SHE EVER GET CLOSE TO HIM……

Youth and Will

Venue: Colour House Theatre

Date(s): Wed 03/08/2011 - Thu 04/08/2011
Wednesday & Thursday

Time(s): 8pm (workshop 4pm-7pm)
Full Price Tickets: £10.00 per seat
Concession Price Tickets: £8.00 per seat

Isobel's Tree

Venue: Colour House Theatre

Date(s): Thu 04/08/2011 - Sun 07/08/2011
Thursday - Sunday

Time(s): 2:30pm
Full Price Tickets: £7.00 per seat
Concession Price Tickets: £5.00 per seat

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In the future the earth is covered in junk, nature is on its last legs and Isobel has never seen a tree!

Kabaret Kapers- Dim the Lights

Venue: Colour House Theatre

Date(s): Mon 08/08/2011
Monday Evening

Time(s): 8pm
Full Price Tickets: £7.00 per seat
Concession Price Tickets: £6.00 per seat

Sophie Tailby and her piano bring you an acoustic evening of chilled out jazz, cabaret, blues and folk music.

Kabaret Kapers - The Naughty Sorts Burlesque Show

Venue: Colour House Theatre

Date(s): Tue 09/08/2011
Tuesday Evening

Time(s): 8:45pm
Full Price Tickets: £5.00 per seat

Duchess Divine presents a top evening of risqué Burlesque featuring the winners and finalists from the London burly festival newcomers battle 2011.

Quest for the Googly Glasses

Venue: Colour House Theatre

Date(s): Tue 09/08/2011 - Sat 13/08/2011
Tuesday-Saturday excluding Friday

Time(s): 2pm
Full Price Tickets: £7.00 per seat
Concession Price Tickets: £5.00 per seat

Exploding from the pages of the Beano and performing before your very eyes! Join our Woolly hero Derek the Sheep, Aided by his trusty side-kick, Cecil the Bee, on his madcap quest for fame, fortune and the ultimate trophy: GOOGLY GLASSES! Encounter a world of wacky characters, odd-ball escapades and countless close-shaves as Derek embarks on an intrepid journey to discover the true meaning of friendship.

Kabaret Kapers - The Cocktail Hour – Live!

Venue: Colour House Theatre

Date(s): Wed 10/08/2011
Wednesday Evening

Time(s): 8pm
Full Price Tickets: £8.00 per seat

A unique blend of irreverent Comedy and Music featuring a wide array of talented guests and outrageous surprises all done in the best possible taste!

Kabaret Kapers - The Colourhouse Cabaret

Venue: Colour House Theatre

Date(s): Thu 11/08/2011
Thursday Evening

Time(s): 8pm
Full Price Tickets: £8.00 per seat

All your regular Colour House favourites are involved in this eclectic musical extravaganza which will see top singers, dancers and musicians journey through the hits of the musicals and with a taste of the German Weimar Cabaret Scene thrown in for good measure!

Kabaret Kapers - A Musical Variety Night

Venue: Colour House Theatre

Date(s): Sat 13/08/2011
Saturday Evening

Time(s): 7.30pm
Full Price Tickets: £6.00 per seat

Aimi Percival Productions Presents a musical variety show featuring songs from all your favourite musicals sung by a selection of talented performers.

The Moving Mountain

Venue: Colour House Theatre

Date(s): Mon 15/08/2011 - Wed 17/08/2011
Monday - Wednesday

Time(s): 7:30pm
Full Price Tickets: £10.00 per seat
Concession Price Tickets: £8.00 per seat

The Moving Mountain is a welsh tragedy. Set in a small mining town in South Wales it looks at the lives of three generations of women, their hopes and doomed dreams.

Still Life

Venue: Colour House Theatre

Date(s): Mon 15/08/2011 - Sat 20/08/2011
Monday - Saturday (excluding Friday)

Time(s): 15-17th 8.45pm & 18th + 20th 8pm
Full Price Tickets: £9.00 per seat
Concession Price Tickets: £7.00 per seat

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Noel Coward's timeless love story, that provided the basis for David Lean's iconic 1945 film Brief Encounter.

Alice in Wonderland

Venue: Colour House Theatre

Date(s): Sat 10/09/2011 - Sun 13/11/2011
Saturday and Sundays

Time(s): 2pm and 4pm
Full Price Tickets: £9.00 per seat
Concession Price Tickets: £7.00 per seat

Recommended 3 and over

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Alice disappears down that famous rabbit hole again for some truly mad adventures in the strange and magical world of Wonderland.
A new musical adaptation of this wonderful classic for the whole family.

Line up may be subject to change.